Humor is best when it hits close to home, and with millions of users Twitter is an inexhaustible reservoir of brilliant jokes.
It’s time to have a good laugh, my friends. Check out these 24 hilarious tweets from some of the top Twitter comedians.
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Daily Praise: The generation that paid money to watch an Elvis impersonator is starting to die off.
— Manda Likewine (@Manda_like_wine) August 18, 2015
"Can you validate my parking?" Uh, sure. [looks] You parked really straight. Not too close to the other cars. [gives thumbs up] Good job.
— side-eye spice (@goldengateblond) August 20, 2015
Cop: Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Do I look old, is that why you called me ma'am
— Molly (@Molly_Kats) August 17, 2015
How many drugs have I done in my life? Enough to think a silver candy wrapper blowing across the street was a tiny robot for a second.
— Chelsea Lockwood (@Chelsea_Elle) June 19, 2014
Life makes more sense when you remember everyone is gross.
— Michael Flynn (@Home_Halfway) July 12, 2015
I can relate to Alice in Wonderland. She just keeps randomly eating and drinking with the hope that it might magically solve her problems.
— molly (@MollySneed) 17 Novembre 2014
Netflix: Are you still watching? Me: Yes. Netflix: You're sure you're watching? Me: Yes! [Netflix cannonballs off the high dive]
— Brandon (@UNTRESOR) January 9, 2015
Good first date questions: What was your first pet's name? What street did you grow up on? Mother's maiden name? Fave bank to log in to?
— Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) 25 Luglio 2015
I'll not only eat at a restaurant alone, I'll hang a banner that says "Happy Birthday" and stare at the door all night.
— Jason Roeder (@jasonroeder) September 28, 2014
Heterosexual relationships are a scam for women to steal T-shirts and hoodies.
— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) August 20, 2015
I never know what to do when someone tries to fist bump me, so I just slowly put their fist in my mouth
— nige [ham] (@koalaslament) 21 Aprile 2015
Donald Trump is what happens when you tell a child all his ideas are special.
— side-eye spice (@goldengateblond) 7 Agosto 2015