10. Throw your new TVs box beside your neighbor’s trash so you won’t get robbed.
11. The reason behind their tears may be their haircut.
12. Eat a cake all at once to keep it moist.
13. Cover up holes in your socks using a permanent marker.
14. If there’s no spoon in the office, just grab a fork and some tape.
15. Take a dump discreetly with this tip.
16. No need to iron your clothes, just get fat and watch the wrinkles disappear.
17. Open beers while driving by using the metal part of your seat belt.