17.
Having an infant son alerts me to the fact that every man, at one point, has peed on his own face. #awesome
— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) April 24, 2014
18.
Parents of the year award haha! River locked herself in her room via the connecting door. She loves to shut doors! pic.twitter.com/9MhZNfO9My
— Kelly Clarkson (@kelly_clarkson) February 25, 2016
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I'm teaching my daughter that the sun goes down each night because it's mad at her. Probably gonna write a book on parenting at some point.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 5, 2015
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john just woke up from a nap and asked me what I've been doing so i was like uh taking care of the baby duh
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 28, 2016
21.
Ladies and gentlemen, Otis Alexander Sudeikis has LEFT the building! (I'm the building) pic.twitter.com/uHfY3adroc
— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) April 23, 2014
22.
My 4 year old son just said to me, "Mom, you should never trust farts." https://t.co/CQO0Cdj1z4
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) March 4, 2016
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Harper is, as usual, calm and understated. pic.twitter.com/2fGMlpez
— Neil Patrick Harris (@ActuallyNPH) December 26, 2012
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When can I expect to stop having avocado under my fingernails at all times? When they go to college?
— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) September 30, 2015