Your child is a half-formed human, curious about everything, but incapable of much self-generated thought. He’s sure of his autonomy, yet unequipped for the abstract reasoning which must precede rational behavior. Left unchecked, these discrepancies can produce some frustrating or dangerous habits.
What, as a parent, are you going to do? Lie of course!
According to this hilarious list by 22 words (based on this Reddit thread), these 30 guardians have strategies well adapted to the limitations of their offspring. After all, the proper method is the one that works!