18 Hilarious Kids Who Already Figured Out Life

Kids always surprise their parents with the weird things they say. Sometimes they masterfully walk the thin line that separates weird and wise, leaving adults without words.
These 18 tweets written by parents of kids who already figured out how life works are guaranteed to make you laugh.
(h/t: buzzfeed)

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