10. Dad’s n.1 rule
11. She asked for a Gucci Handbag, she got a Gucci ham bag…
12. Never allow your hubby to answer a RSVP
13. And dat booty…
14. I think of you, even when I close a cabinet door…
15. That’s amore
16. When you gotta go you gotta go
17. Literally
18. An hidden message after an entire afternoon at the mall
