11. You realize a lot of things when you get a baby, including:
12. Giving vague answers = parenting
13. When you fail real hard at adulting:
14. What do you say in these situations?
15. When you can’t even tell the difference between things anymore:
16. Ordering like a boss:
17. Baby talk:
18. So punny:
19. Let’s hope it doesn’t get this far:
20. Nor this:
