10. Waking up feeling sexy
11. Pull your hair. put on a full length jacket (if budget allows) and fall in the water
12. Happy birthday #mirandakerr fry it all up and take a photo pretending to eat it, it’s your day do what you want.
13. I bet Kylie Jenner is gutted
14. Note to self – try to bend oneself into a pretzel before devouring butter chicken
15. Us Aussies know how to keep it nice. Am I right?
16. F**k you gravity