If you have read 50 Shades Of Grey but didn’t like it so much, chances are you’ll like this “50 Nerds Of Grey” version so much better.
It’s basically what would have happened if Mr. Grey was a nerd with all his nerdy obsessions and punishments.
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1.
'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.'
'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 7, 2015
2.
He was very careful during bondage sessions. He always used a safe word that contained upper and lower case letters and at least one number.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 9, 2015
3.
'I'm all yours tonight!' she cried, 'Do something to me you'd never normally dare do to a woman!'
'All right' he said, and made eye contact.— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 30, 2016
5.
He was very careful during bondage sessions. He always used a safe word that contained upper and lower case letters and at least one number.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 9, 2015
6.
'Harder!' she screamed, 'Harder!'
'All right,' he said. 'What's the square root of nine times twelve divided by six point three recurring?'— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 24, 2016
7.
She writhed on the floor, squealing at the extreme pain he had inflicted on her. 'I thought you said you'd put all your Lego bricks away!'
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 10, 2015
8.
They tried it standing up, sitting down and bent over the kitchen table but it was no good – they just couldn't get a decent wi-fi signal.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 8, 2016
9.
'So,' he asked, revealing the erect wood between his legs, 'Are you ready to play?'
'Play what?' she asked, nervously.
'Quidditch,' he said.— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) February 26, 2016
10.
'How do you feel about chains?' she whispered, stroking his chest.
He gulped. 'I quite like Pizza Hut but I'm not so keen on McDonalds.'— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 17, 2016
11.
They tried it standing up, sitting down and bent over the kitchen table but it was no good – they just couldn't get a decent wi-fi signal.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 8, 2016
12.
Despite his innocent asthmatic public image, he was a real snake in the bedroom.
Hufflepuff in the streets, Slytherin in the sheets . . .— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 8, 2016
13.
'So,' she said, entering his bedroom, 'This is where the magic happens.'
'Oh yes,' he smiled, putting on his Harry Potter glasses and cloak.— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 7, 2016
14.
She said she was turned on by men who took risks . . .
So he took the plastic off his iPhone screen.— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 1, 2016
15.
'I made a mistake!' she cried, 'Please don't punish me like this!'
But it was too late . .
She'd already installed the latest Apple update.— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 30, 2016
16.
She threw him down, tied his hands and feet to the bed and leapt on top of his naked body.
It was then that they were asked to leave IKEA.— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 19, 2016
17.
'Smack that bottom!' she cried, bending over the table. 'Smack it hard!'
'I am' he said 'But the ketchup just won't come out'#FridayFeeling— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 18, 2016
18.
He decided to take a chance. He got her out of jail, took her to a cheap hotel and gave her two hundred dollars . .
He loved Monopoly night.— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 13, 2016
19.
When he told her he worked in IT support, it really turned her on.
Then it turned her off.
Then it turned her on again.#FridayFeeling— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 4, 2016
20.
He felt the cold metal close around his wrist and realised he'd made a terrible mistake.
Why on earth had he bought an Apple Watch?— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 26, 2015
21.
'Do you prefer going on top or underneath?' he asked, with a glint in his eye.
'It's up to you,' she replied. 'It's your bunk bed.'— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 17, 2015