12. I eat sushi too much.
13. Queue Sainsbury’s salad bar for 15 mins to find they had no egg or cous cous. To say this has ruined my day would be an understatement
14.Had too much truffle oil. Did you know it’s a laxative?
15. Peeling pomegranates has to be one of the most painstaking tasks in the world
16. Arrghhhh, my bechemel won’t thicken
17. I have a papercut on my iPad finger. Every tweet is an agony, but I persist bravely.
18. Just fell asleep on the massage table, well cringe.
19. Really sick & tired of this place using too much orange zest in my brunch mimosa.
20. No shiraz so had to use merlot in the beef bourguignon.
21. Had to wake up for the ironing lady to come and collect our clothes AND SE STILL ISN’T HERE
22. I can’t believe I bought a toaster with no bagel setting.
23. I’ve cut my finger on a broken souffle ramakin
24. I think I’ve put too much water in my quinoa.
