Every generation just wants their kids to have a better “Spiderman” reboot than they did.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) April 15, 2016
— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) January 5, 2016
If you're worried about your teenagers procreating, put them on a 6 hour flight with our kid. Scared Celibate. Guaranteed. 👍
— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) November 30, 2015
Love saving $ on things like house painters-Jack has it taken care of-should I be worried about US child labor laws? pic.twitter.com/hhLfxFBCf6
— Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris) September 16, 2015
My daughter & I accidentally busted in on my husband in the bathroom & he got mad which is funny since I HAVEN'T PEED ALONE IN 7 YEARS.
— Busy Philipps (@BusyPhilipps) December 8, 2015
I'd walk through fire for my daughter. Well not FIRE, because it's dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) September 11, 2015
I know I've got a blockhead…I never knew I'd have an actual blockhead for a child lol. pic.twitter.com/8RyuZZUX1h
— Channing Tatum (@channingtatum) October 9, 2015
”My wipe did be sooo messy." I hope she never learns to speak correctly.
— dax shepard (@daxshepard) January 17, 2016