Can’t stop laughing, very good answer. Teacher had a hard time dealing with children, but they too have their fun moment. Your boss don’t tell you this, do they? Thanks. Made my day.
A lot of these false answers are from children who are seeing through poorly written questions. Some of them are from children who have an attitude problem or a learning issue, but not most.
The picture should not have been drawn in such an ambiguous fashion. Even as an adult, I’m wondering if the teacher meant “penis”.
Lap … There is another article that had this in it with a note from the teacher explaining what the proper answer was and how that was a terrible graphic.
The reason he got fired is because he’s trying to exhaust heat from cold to hot, rather than vice versa. That’s the way an air conditioner or frig works, but you have to put energy IN to do that, you can’t get energy out of the system that way. Second law of thermodynamics and all.
Obviously, whenever you read something on the internet, you have to assume whatever you’re reading is fake. Some of these seem real, but more than a few of them seem like they were made up. For example – My penis in a goat. What would be the real sentence here? My pen is in a goat, or My goat is in a pen. Those are the only two options I can think of, and neither of them makes much sense as a sentence. The other one that is very suspect is the one about Ghandi and Khan. In what history class are you learning about these two people at the same time, and why? The question and answer set up is from Russel Howard’s Good News. Usually I hate people who dissect a joke and point out that it’s fake, but what I hate more is a joke thief, pawning something off and blatantly stealing from a hard working comedian.
My goat is in a pen is the correct answer. You do know that animals are kept in pens right? Not its not the kind of pen you write with. Pen is also the word used for an area in which animals are kept.
Laughed out loud at at least 4 of these these. I never had the balls to give such answers in my day
Its so funny! I never laughed this hard before in my life!
I know right
Can’t stop laughing, very good answer. Teacher had a hard time dealing with children, but they too have their fun moment. Your boss don’t tell you this, do they? Thanks. Made my day.
Just curious, what would be the right answer to #30?
Lap
or Sit
Or chair..
if it’s a sounds – “pants”
ill try in the same way for Sat to keep the A in the middle
Hi Amanda,
I think the answer is lap. All of the other objects were words with the ‘short a’ sound. 🙂
Sadly, you’re probably right, but the kid was pretty perceptive! On the other hand, if he was focusing on the arrow, it’s going the wrong way…
Geez! the kid is better than we are. the arrow pointed it. Why do they have to put this hard object? lol! find something else!
Lap
Lap! Lol xD
definitely “lap”
Pants
A lot of these false answers are from children who are seeing through poorly written questions. Some of them are from children who have an attitude problem or a learning issue, but not most.
The picture should not have been drawn in such an ambiguous fashion. Even as an adult, I’m wondering if the teacher meant “penis”.
Most likely lap. The rest of the words have the short a sound too 🙂
Amanda it wouled be lap. If you notice they aLloyd are a 3 letier word and the middle letters are an “a”
????
man….. i think
Lap … There is another article that had this in it with a note from the teacher explaining what the proper answer was and how that was a terrible graphic.
Short a sounds…lap (but I cheated…I’m a teacher!)
“Where the nasty man touched me.”
Fantastic curiosity, Amanda. I would probably give the same answer as the student gave….. and mind you, I am just a week shy of 60 !,,
Lap
kid wrote the right answer.
I think its the correct answer.
HOW ABOUT “MAN”
Uh, lap….
Such brilliant answers. laught out loud. .
Isn’t #25 everyones dream?
No, not for none-lesbian girls.
Hahaha LOL, made my evening, haven’t laughed in a long while, thanks for sharing.
I got the giggles for 10 minutes over “My penis in a goat,” was literally crying. Dad says I have a weird sense of humor.
Thats the answer to #27?
The reason he got fired is because he’s trying to exhaust heat from cold to hot, rather than vice versa. That’s the way an air conditioner or frig works, but you have to put energy IN to do that, you can’t get energy out of the system that way. Second law of thermodynamics and all.
Obviously, whenever you read something on the internet, you have to assume whatever you’re reading is fake. Some of these seem real, but more than a few of them seem like they were made up. For example – My penis in a goat. What would be the real sentence here? My pen is in a goat, or My goat is in a pen. Those are the only two options I can think of, and neither of them makes much sense as a sentence. The other one that is very suspect is the one about Ghandi and Khan. In what history class are you learning about these two people at the same time, and why? The question and answer set up is from Russel Howard’s Good News. Usually I hate people who dissect a joke and point out that it’s fake, but what I hate more is a joke thief, pawning something off and blatantly stealing from a hard working comedian.
My goat is in a pen is the correct answer. You do know that animals are kept in pens right? Not its not the kind of pen you write with. Pen is also the word used for an area in which animals are kept.
A pen is not just writing equipment, James. A place where you keep animals is also called a pen.
James Humourless
Normal people:
Me: LETS SEE SOME KIDS PUT DUMB THINGS IN AS AWSERS
Normal people: It’s hilarious kid tes—
Me: I DONT CARE
My teacher:F-
James, the child did, in fact, write “My pen is in a goat” but didn’t put a large space between “pen” and “is”
#1 = 1895 ended in 1895 WITH the start of 1896.
Ohhhhhhh #26 xD
QUE HORROR!!! HAHAHA
The answer could be; sat. The arrow is showing the action.
LOL @ #23
I had a great laugh from this, #31 is brilliant! Thank you LMAO
I wanna do this on my test today.
it made me laugh.my stress relieve bcoz of this kids…. answered those exams(?) hahahhaha
cant stop laughing,, went all around all answers 3 times ,,little devils ,so great imagination and so smart
“Because he slept with the boss’s wife.” This kid has guts.
Oh goodness I can’t stop laugh, the kids are brilliant in their own way 🙂
how did the kid in number 11 learn all that type of stuff
Some of these test are tricky, but they did well
hahaha.. it made my day. Kids are awesome.
Thanks you made my day.