18 Hilarious Brand-New Animal Names That Are So Much Better Than The Originals

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Animal names have an ancient origin, and the Greek and Latin nomenclature of animals often describe peculiarities that differentiate an animal species or family from the others.
For example hippopotamus means “horse (hippo) of the river (potamus)” and derivates directly from ancient Greek, while the ancient name for dogs was canis lupus familiaris.
Brilliant folks at So Bad So Good tried to imagine a modern alternative to the animal names we all know, and came up with some hilarious gems that are in many ways much better than the originals.
(h/t: sobadsogood)

1. Danger Zebra

18 Hilarious Brand-New Animal Names That Are So Much Better Than The Originals

2. Furry Potato

18 Hilarious Brand-New Animal Names That Are So Much Better Than The Originals

3. Forrest Corgi

18 Hilarious Brand-New Animal Names That Are So Much Better Than The Originals

4. Fart Squirrel

18 Hilarious Brand-New Animal Names That Are So Much Better Than The Originals

5. Sadeyes Von Gimmefoos

18 Hilarious Brand-New Animal Names That Are So Much Better Than The Originals

6. Danger Noodle

18 Hilarious Brand-New Animal Names That Are So Much Better Than The Originals

7. Pantless Thundergoose

18 Hilarious Brand-New Animal Names That Are So Much Better Than The Originals

8. Wizard Cow

18 Hilarious Brand-New Animal Names That Are So Much Better Than The Originals

9. Stab Rabbit

18 Hilarious Brand-New Animal Names That Are So Much Better Than The Originals

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